I’ve been told
that people in the army
do more by 7:00 am
than I do
in an entire day
but if I wake
at 6:59 am
and turn to you
to trace the outline of your lips
I will have done enough
and killed no one
in the process.
- No one even likes Britain.
- Don't make me embarrass you.
- You're just a tiny isla-
- CEMENT. AUTOMATIC KETTLE. THE TIN CAN. YOU'RE WELCOME, RUSSIA.
- *shifts shape into a griffin and flies away*
Russian police arrested a man for walking around the city in a mini-skirt. He explained he didn’t have any other clothes at the moment so he used his sister’s. Woman who saw him on street reported the police.
Why the hell would you call the police? Is it a crime or something?
Tumblr,release all hell.
Cat privilege is being able to lie around the house all day and no one asking you “when are you going to get a job?” or “is everything ok?”.
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
Within memory there is no sound
and really there is no image.
Night is space and snow
something enormous, broken and falling.